25 May 2018

grand theft auto



I was as cool as a proverbial cucumber 
when I went to work this morning at 6:55
And this is what I saw. 

Just gravel where my Trekkie had once been! 
My beloved car has gone missing. 
And since it can’t do that on its own, 
I’m guessing it was stolen. 


So of course I called the cops. 
First thing. 
Dallas’ Finest. 
They made me sign a document 
That promised I was not a prostitute. 
Or being blackmailed. 
Or scamming. OK. 


It didn’t phase me until much later. 
Got the rental car. 
Talked to the neighbors. 
Not a prostiute. I promise. 
Not a Drug Dealer. 

And this is true. 
Really. 
Made it to work in 3 hours. 

They also took my Nursing Bag,
And my Gym Bag. 
And my Snake Juice. 
They stole my Snake Juice. 
Who steals Snake Juice? 
They also got my Crocks. 
And my Hijabs. 
Still waiting to see if they find her. 

Stayed true....
Didn’t stress eat. 
So there’s that. 

24 May 2018

clean up days

My dinner companion had to change plans. 

The Mighty Double Cheeseburger. 
So I had this. And some wine. 
And some coffee. 

Salad is good. Had that as well. 

Planning a Finger Food Feast this weekend! 

Planning a Birthday Party for my Bestie! 

Planning planning planning. 

I’m so “casual” it’s a wonder
 I ever got anything done. Ever. 
In my whole life. 

I’m not the “lazy” kind of casual. 
I’m the kind that works without
Somehow having formed an attachment 
To the outcome. 

I never wanted anything to the point
I had to work at it. I loved working 
Toward goals, like preparing a piece 
For recital, as a young Music Major. 
And I worked hard, many hours a day. 
For months and years. 

Or when I built (repaired) a house. 
I loved the work, but I’m no Alpha. 
So I never really made it 
“Do or Die!”

 Like in Nursing School,
Which, by all accounts 
Is never easy...
I never had to study or prepare at all. 

It’s like starting a relationship 
By playing it by ear and wondering 
If marriage is out of the question. 

Even starting Low Carb, 
By being stranded in the 
Grand Canyon, in a snowstorm, 
and not having access to food....
It was a passive decision to start. 
And not something that I researched 
And decided to dedicate myself to. 

Wow. I’m sitting here, writing this,
I’m stunned actually, 
And never saw this pattern before in me. 

Lots of people start school and never finish. 
Or start diets and never stick with them. 
Or hobbies. Or careers. 
Or relationships. 

Probably would explain why most people 
Have closets full of junk and abandoned “toys”. 

I personally think Americans have a 
messy and haphazard lot in life. 
So many things can go wrong. 
And any little setback
Could derail absolutely everything. 
So much is largely unregulated. 
And there’s no safety net. 
Kinda “Dog Eat Dog!”
Or “Buyer Beware!” 

No real skills are taught, 
Nor handed down, as theyvonce were. 
Things change so fast, 
Moms can’t hand down skills anymore. 
Can you teach someone 
to have a strong work ethic? 

I guess we take the tests and hope for the best. 
Small wonder we are unhappy. 

I have grown friends who can’t manage a household. 
They have no idea how it runs 
Or how to maintain it. 
They just hope to keep up with repairs. 
But they never see it coming. 
Most repairs could be prevented, 
But we are oblivious to the concept of
Preventive Maintenance. 

I have grown friends who can’t budget finances. 
Money just magically shows up
And leaves again 
Just as mysteriously. 

They pray, but mostly for miracles
That would remove the effects
Of whatever indulgence 
They just allowed. 

I entered a challenge (that I made)
And then turned around 
And violated every aspect of it. 

My ego is like a teenage boy
Who doesn’t want to mow the lawn,
And would rather sit inside 
Playing video games 
And eating ice cream. 
Then bitch to mom 
That I need my allowance. 

If we had a grown child 
who sat around smoking pot,
And slacking off, we would hate it. 
But now, we’re middle-aged women
Sitting around drinking wine  
And eating junk...
Which is just as mind-numbing. 
Maybe worse. 
We’re supposed to know better. 
And do better. 

Wow. What a breakthrough! 
Now. 
Now what the hell do I do 
With this information!! 

23 May 2018

pep in my step

Found a little pond to walk around. 

It’s on a city park, so it’s paved. 





I love my morning walks. 

With all the hours I work plus fasting, 
I’m so tired at the end of the day. 
Sometimes walking will have to be enough. 

Went ahead and ate. 
Beef Broccoli Stir Fry. 
And Hot and Sour Soup for tonight. 

Even with a few bites of rice, this was me. 
I need to understand that Hct. 
I think I shall write to the company. 

In other news, I don’t seem to 
Need glasses any more! 
I’ve worn them since grade school. 
So.... many years. 
On low carb, my vision 
just got better and better -
I don’t even wear readers! 
“At MY age!” Lol.